The Worst

I've had the worst headache all week which has slowly been driving me bonkers. Adding to this horror was a gas attack last night - have you ever been filled up completely with gas?

I'm not really sure what happened. Was it the chips and dip I ate? Did I inhale too much air? All I know is that I literally felt like this huge ball and thought I might float away.

This was an actual picture of my face in pain. OK, maybe not, but it's exactly how I felt! Even worse? I'm still burping all day today! What is going on?!?!