Do Any Of These Actually Work???

I found these while I was looking for Valentine FAILS and while they're not actually FAILS....they're not homeruns. Or are they?

This one makes my heart smile.

I would actually love this one because...well, Nic Cage, and pink hearts!

I've had a heart shaped pizza before, but I had no idea there were also heart shaped pepperonis! Apparently this was Jack's meal...hence his pic.

This is a big NO from me.

OK, I don't exactly hate this....but....did a child write it?

Seems a bit lazy.

This feels like he was forced to write something, anything nice.

This isn't really real, is it? Because I kinda want it for the box alone.