Three Years; 2,003 Levels Later

As many of you know, I started playing Candy Crush well over three years ago to help de-stress from all the wedding planning going on. I thought it would be a passing fancy, something to temporary tide me over, and then I'd move on and never look back. Boy, was I wrong.

Today I passed Level 2,000 and made it to level 2,003 (or maybe 2,004). Terrifying, really. I'm equal parts impressed and horrified.