Pinky's Fandance - Leonardo DiCaprio

Remember that one time when I finally got my chance to get a picture with Leo and, instead, I grossly underestimated just how tall he is? FAIL.

Let's just pretend he has eyes in our picture togeher...you know...like he does below.

In all my years in Hollywood, I've only ever seen him one other time and it was at a premiere where he stopped a few people away from me. Getting any picture at all was a bit of a miracle in itself, so I'm standing by it. I mean, you can tell it's his chin, right? Also, please excuse the crazy look in my eyes, as some lady had just shoved me right before this happened.