Pinky's Fandance Redux - Dave Attell

Several years ago, I met Dave Attell in SLC. He was super cool and agreed to take a few pics with me. Even signed something for my loser boyfriend at the time.

These pics are fine, right? I mean, we're in the same frame together, nothing seems out of the ordinary....

Well, except wherever I was looking here. That's just whack-a-do.

So, why then, is this how Dave poses now? Is he trying to creep up behind me? Was his desire to make my face look as large and disgusting as possible? Because if so he's totally nailing it. Mission accomplished. Blech.