Oh, The Horror (Part One)

Keith was asked to be a judge for the Miss Hollywood beauty pageant this past weekend. Although we were totally dreading going, we rallied and went.

Let me tell you - we had so much fun (but probably not in the way you think). All of the judges were simply in awe of just how, well, horrible everything was. It was laughable. Actually, it was like a train wreck and we couldn't look away.

Here's the group doing a choreographed number. Yeah, they're fantastic dancers.

Another view.

All together now. Oh, wait.

This was from the talent portion. Her particular talent was (wait for it....) "Dancing with Gymnastic Moves." Yes, seriously.

This is also from the talent portion. Her talent was "Baking." Another gem? Runway. TWO contestants did that one. I should have taken more pictures.

Here's my sweet husband trying not to laugh while up on stage.

He presented the award for "Miss Congeniality" or something like that. We have no idea where the alleged scores came from because we didn't pick any of the people who won.

Best actor of the year...my husband. How he could present at something like this was amazing. Well done, babe!