Baby, It's Cold Outside

To say the weather outside is frightful isn't even entirely accurate right now. The weather outside is horrifying! Even though I lived in Utah for over ten years, I feel like I've never been so cold in my entire life. And this is California for heaven's sake!

Even Sammy, who is already lined in fur, is freezing. None of us can warm up. BRRRRR!!!! WHY IS IT SO FREAKING COLD?!?!? Who do I need to talk to turn up the heat? Anyone? Anyone?