Pinky's Fandance Flashback - People's Sexiest Man Alive, Adam Levine

I don't know what People magazine is trying to do to me, but, once again, I'm just not loving their choice for Sexiest Man of the Year. Adam Levine?!?! Really?!?!

Look, I know he's funny and smart and talented and it doesn't hurt that he's super nice, as well. And he's got a sexy quality, but is it more than my super hot husband, Keith Coogan? I think not. Heck, I'd even take Michael Fassbender over this (OK, fine, I'd take Fassy any day of the week). Who makes these decisions? Why am I not involved?!?! :)