Hate Thy Neighbor

We have new upstairs neighbors and I'm being more than generous when I say I hate them.

I don't just kind of hate them, I hate them with my entire being. From the moment I laid eyes on them I knew they were evil and awful and should be put down.

They're completely unable to function as normal people. I'm wondering if they've ever had to interact with other people before.

If I were to leave this note, I'd have to check "Other" and then write it: "Because you're unpleasant and awful and horrible. Die."

Oops. That seemed a little bit harsh. I don't take it back.

This would be the best setting ever for my Wi-Fi name. Perhaps I should change it?

Perfect!

If we had to sell because of them (which we wouldn't because we're renters), I'd totally use this sign! :)