Top Ten Signs You're Addicted to Candy Crush (by Pinky Lovejoy)

As evidenced by my "all or nothing" love for anything I truly enjoy (i.e. the color pink, flamingos, Hello Kitty...well, you get the idea), it should come as no surprise that after only one short week I am now fully obsessed with the stupid Candy Crush game. In fact, my famous last words (before becoming completely obsessed) were, "I don't really see what the big deal is anyway." 

And so, without further ado, I present to you my Top Ten Signs You're Addicted to Candy Crush:
10) When you close your eyes to sleep, you see Color Bombs attacking your face
9) When talking to someone, you try and connect their eyes and their nose to line up three in a row.
8) While driving, you also do this with cars. It's too bad once they line up they don't just pop!
7) The time it takes to wait between getting more lives is the longest time ever in the history of the world.

6) You spend all your free time (when you're not playing the game, that is) looking up strategies, reading blogs from other people about the game, and laughing along with their shared obsession.
5) For the first time ever you're completely OK with spamming your Facebook friends for additional lives because waiting for more is unthinkable.
4) When you find out someone else plays, you immediately want to know what level they're at and compare battle stories.

3) You don't remember what life was like before you started playing.

2) You know the difference between Candy Crush and Bejeweled and secretly believe the creators of Candy Crush somehow sprinkled some crack on it.

1) Your "come on" line to your equally-obsessed fiancee is, "I've got some candy you can crush."