Hello and welcome to the Royal Edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.
I can't tell if I'm supposed to be impressed or horrified by Miss Lavender Dress. I mean, it's tragic, right? And I don't know why Pippa is wearing a couch. I thought she was better than that.
The girl in the center is Harry's girlfriend and apparently she's pleased as punch about it. The cousin on the left
(Bearice? Eugenie? I know it's one of them) looks constipated. Perhaps wearing a swan hat is causing her concern.
Is Prince Wills contemplating the loss of his hairline? Or why he has to attend so many frigging weddings all the time?
The Other One
(Beatrice, Eugenie...you know I have no idea which is why) seems to be rocking a tiny hat. Is it supposed to be so tiny?
Man, that is A LOT of stripes. Even the shoes are striped! Do you think her underwear has stripes, too? I bet it does.
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