Mis-Adventures in Car Renting

Now, I don't want to be negative, but, alas, there's not a lot of positive to report in regards to our car renting experiences this past weekend. 

While I could go on and on and bore you with all the details, suffice it to say that both Hertz Rent-a-Car in the Charleston, SC airport (I'm looking at you, nasty counter lady, Tonia) and Dollar / Thrifty rental in Charleston can suck it.

We're lucky we didn't have more than a flat tire to contend with.