Yes, I Am A 12-Year-Old

A few weeks ago I saw this One Direction (or 1D for those "in the know" oh, no, why do I know that?) wallet at the mall. As much as I wanted to get it, I remembered that I'm 102 and therefore have no business flaunting teen idols on my person. 

So, I resisted. Good on me. Yesterday I saw these trading cards at Michael's for $1 and couldn't resist...oh, no. What have I done? The problem is that I thought there'd be a Harry card and instead it's a bunch of randoms. I don't care about the rest of the band. I only like Harry. Fail on the 1D splurge.