Now THAT'S A Good Name

Congratulations going out to Kate Winslet who secretly married her longtime beau Ned ROCKNROLL earlier this month. Are you freaking kidding me? His actual name is ROCKNROLL? That's a totally baller name (and if you notice, he's even got it on his shirt below!).

Dude, I'd marry him, too. Just so I could be Pinky Lovejoy Rocknroll. And then every time you said my name, you'd have to throw up some weird hand signs just to try to be as cool. :)