Just Sayin'

Dating is for the birds. Or the fish. Or whatever animal doesn't get their heart broken repeatedly. Not that I'm talking about myself, mind you, because we all know I'm a strong, independent woman. Any inkling that my big, pink heart is actually made out of glitter and jello would be a lie.

Still, I wish it was a little more sturdy...not prone to emotion. Why do I have to care? Why do I even try? I should just go back to being a hermit. At least that doesn't hurt, right?