Signs Your Monday Is Off To A Bad Start

How do I know it's going to be a really shitty Monday? Because I totally overslept. By an hour. I slept through (wait for it...) SIX alarms going off. Yeah, that happened.

My dog sensed I was in a hurry, so he decided to slow down his entire morning walk routine. I hit every red light on the way to the freeway. Now I'm in a crappy mood and just wanna go back to bed.

Yep, obviously someone's got a case of the Mondays. Kill. Me. Now.