The guy who sits in the cubicle next to me - in our shared cubicle, I should add - is sick. How do I know that he's sick? First of all, he looks like this:
Second of all, he told me he was sick.
Thirdly, he sneezes ALL THE TIME.
Oh, and when he's not sneezing, he's sniffling. Loudly. Constantly. And this isn't even the Loud Guy! This is the Other Guy!
I'm trying to plot a subtle way of placing a box of Kleenex on his desk so he'll at least blow his stupid stuffed up sniffling dripping nose. I can't take it! Isn't it bad enough he's going to get us all sick!??!?! Go away, Mr. Sniffles! Beat it!
Second of all, he told me he was sick.
Thirdly, he sneezes ALL THE TIME.
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