Do I Get a Certificate? Where's the Dog Lover Committee?

I'm not sure who needs to come and award me my prize, but there must be some committee formed who brings around an official "dog lover" trophy or keychain or some other sort of trinket. Because here's the thing: I've drunk the Kool-aid. I'm full-on dog obsessed (shocking, I know). At any given time, I've got dog treats in my pocket. Yep, even if I'm not with my dog. Heck, I've got some right now. My dog has more toys than I do. And, he always rides shotgun, regardless who comes in the car with us. Another sign? I would probably wear this shirt. Proudly. What is happening to me? I almost teared up at this saying. I carry around pictures and videos of my dog at all times. I feed him before myself. Basically, in my world, Sammy is in charge. Is that wrong?