Another Camera?!?!

So, apparently, I go through cameras faster than I go through shampoo. Seriously, why can't I keep a camera for more than two seconds? Am I rough on them? Am I buying crappy ones? Do I over-use them? My most recently purchased camera - not the one from my birthday (as I don't like the pictures it takes, only the videos), but the one from this summer - has started to make my pictures look like this: Yep, that would've been a nice photo opp with Josie Davis if my camera didn't decide to commit suicide halfway through the picture. What gives? What easy, breezy quick and sharp camera do I try now? Suggestions?? HELP!