Thanks, But No

Dear Wienerschnitzel: While I appreciate the thought, I can assure you that I have absolutely no need in the world for a "Golden Tenna Wienie." As for this being, as you claim, a collectable "Tenna Topper," I'm going to have to call bullsh*t because I seriously doubt there are people out there plotting how to get their hands on another one of these horrendous displays. A golden wienie on my car?!? Seriously?

I do, however, appreciate the warning label included with said wienie including the disclaimer about not assuming any responsibility for any damages caused by any use of the "Tenna Toppper" and how I should "use at my own risk." Is this some sort of secret weapon? What am I missing here? Happy 50th Anniversary. Better luck next time at creating something meaningful that anyone will care about.

Sincerely,

Pinky Lovejoy