So, It Was A Slow News Day?

How exactly are these items breaking news? I could not care less about any of them. Really? Why's that? Because it's all for publicity and you'll be divorced in a year? Oops - did I say that out loud? And this is breaking because.....??? Wouldn't it only be news if it somehow got cancelled? I think I speak for the entire human population whenI say NO ONE CARES!!!