While I'd admit to Dane Cook looking all kinds of fine yesterday, I'm sad to report that he, once again (for approximately the millionth, trillionth time) shot me down for a picture. F*cking d-bag. Plus, his reason was ridiculous - said he was leaving the gym and didn't want to pose. Um, listen Pretty Boy, I can understand that excuse if you were sweaty or gross or looking anything less than perfect, but you were gorgeous. A total dick to be sure, but still super, super fine (also, if you don't want to be recognized, don't walk right through a movie premiere...just a pro tip for you). Too bad your piss-poor douchey attitude makes you ugly. You suck.
Thursday, August 4, 2011
Douchebag of the Day: Dane Cook
While I'd admit to Dane Cook looking all kinds of fine yesterday, I'm sad to report that he, once again (for approximately the millionth, trillionth time) shot me down for a picture. F*cking d-bag. Plus, his reason was ridiculous - said he was leaving the gym and didn't want to pose. Um, listen Pretty Boy, I can understand that excuse if you were sweaty or gross or looking anything less than perfect, but you were gorgeous. A total dick to be sure, but still super, super fine (also, if you don't want to be recognized, don't walk right through a movie premiere...just a pro tip for you). Too bad your piss-poor douchey attitude makes you ugly. You suck.
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