Celebrity Wrap Up - Saturday Edition

Hello and welcome to Saturday's Hot Guy edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. Oh, McDreamy. You are such a delight. I'd follow you around anywhere. If Ashton booked that show, why is he begging for change? Oh, he's not? This is just how he looks now? My bad. Despite the scary glasses and dreadlocks, Bradley Cooper is still one hot slice of man meat. Why does Jason always look like he's about to punch somebody in the face? Nice shades, George Michael. Do you need me to wake you up beiges you go-go?