Celebrity Wrap Up - Monday Edition

Hello and welcome to Monday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. Why is that child sitting on the ground? WTF?? Is Julia trying to look sexy? Why is half of Tom's face chopped off? Is she wearing some sort of heavyweight belt? I don't know or care who this tragedy is, but that outfit is a world of hell no. Really Xtina?! Crimped hair? Egads. I'm confused: I thought Hugh was Wolverine, not Evil Spiderman.