Things I Could Care Less About

There are very few things in life I care less about than the following items in the news today... Who? What? Do I really even care to know who Track Palin is? Pretty sure if I don't know who he is, I really don't need to know that he got married or anything about his wife. OK, let me get this straight - Pink can name herself Pink, despite not being a diehard pink lover (like some people I know), but she has the audacity to give a sh*t about a pink horse being used in a video? If she were really a fan of pink she would celebrate a pink horse, not the other way around. Why is this news? Should Maria not celebrate her daughter? In related news, the other woman is such a pretty, pretty princess, huh? Oops, did I say that out loud?