Dear Demi: The Royal wedding is over. Your hat is ridiculous. That is all.
Dear Elle: Are you waitressing in your spare time?
Dear Christina: I had no idea you shared clothes with Cher. I realize she played your mom on Mermaids, but wow.
Dear Blake: I think you mis-read the invitation. The fashion event you're attending is not, I'm afraid, a toga party.
Dear Freida: I'm so sorry. I had no idea you were suffering from some sort of eye disorder which renders you unable to see. What other excuse could there be for this outfit? Gah.
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