Celebrity Wrap Up - Monday Edition

Hello and welcome to Monday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. So, at what point does Jon Cryer become the "half" part of the title? I mean, if Angus is taller than him, it only makes sense, right? Oh, good. Chloe being hipster and edgy. Again. Yawn. Wowsa. What drag queen took Mischa under their wing and helped a sister out? How nice of Hilary Swank's grandmother to lend her a dress. I'm thinking this was some sort of ballerina-fail tragedy.