Thank You, People.com for Always Stating the Obvious

And now a collection of the BIG news stories from people.com this weekend - in other words, the most obvious headlines in the world.


No sh*t, Sherlock. I'm pretty sure you'd wear a low-cut dress to a funeral, so your wedding was a total given.


As opposed to walking in blind and just winging it? Come, on - how is this news?


Well, Scarlett, I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that wearing shirts like the one below aren't helping your cause.


Seriously, just wear something that doesn't let us see your belly button. I'm just saying.


Shouldn't Vienna be more scared of the fact that Kasey has a tattoo on his wrist in honor of Bachelorette Ali? Or maybe that she's a horrible, awful person?


Well, duh. Is Chris Klein really in high demand? I don't even remember anything he's been on other than the American Pie films.