I May Have Figured It Out

So, in my sleep deprived delirium, I've decided the noise from upstairs is most likely being caused by one of the following:


1) The new annoying neighbors are attaching these pots and pans....


To the bottom of some hiking shoes.


2) They're having large groups of people over to stomp around and bang pots and pans.


3) Or, finally, they're what I've been saying all along: They are, in facts, elephants. Either way, I can assure you that I loathe and despise every single thing about them.