Really, People? Really?

You know, there are days on people.com when I think they should just make something up instead of running the inane stories that they often do. Cases in point:


Is this actually something other people aren't searching for? Why don't they just write, "Holly Madison breathes oxygen." Now THAT'S news, right? ;)


I think I speak for the entire free world when I say NO ONE CARES.


Wow. A co-star chimes in? Nope, nothing biased about that. Nothing at all.