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First of all, when did they break up?
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And if they did, who can really blame Barbie? I mean, they did kinda gay Ken up, right?
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Second of all, how does he know where she'll be? Isn't that kinda up to whoever's driving her around?
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Finally, um, they're dolls. Look, I loved Barbie just as much as anyone growing up, but it's still not going to make it OK to pretend they're some star-crossed lovers and not what they really are...which is plastic.
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Even featuring them on people.com isn't going to make them any more real to me, m'kay? THEY'RE STILL DOLLS!!!
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Okay... long time reader (well, stalker) first time commenter. This post was HILARIOUS to me! I think you are so witty. Thanks for the laughs!
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