An Open Letter to the Guy Texting in the Movie

Hey Rude Guy: Here's a tip - when going out to the movie theater, PUT YOUR CELL PHONE AWAY. The last time I checked, movies are quite expensive and no one wants to watch you pull out your phone twenty times to carry on some idle chat. If it's important, then don't go to a movie in the first place.


No, I'm not sorry I snapped at you, because you'd been texting constantly since you sat down. Yes, I know you turned down the brightness of your screen, but I could still see it from three rows back. You are the rudest person alive, although I do appreciate the fact that you stopped after I told you to put your phone away. Next time, just keep the phone in the car so you won't be tempted to annoy the rest of us. Sincerely, Pinky Lovejoy