Sexiest Man Alive?

People magazine announced its Sexiest Man Alive today and, as usual, I'm highly disappointed. I really need to know the voting process because it's starting to feel like they draw a name out of a hat. Before we reveal the sucky choice, let's look at some runner-ups:


Jon Hamm easily could've been the Sexiest Man Alive. He is in my book. He's the perfect combination of good looks, humor, and talent. Plus, he's nice to his fans. He was robbed.


Then again, Matthew Morrison's had a pretty good year to say the least. With the success of Glee and his oh-so-delicious magazine spreads, he easily could've won the title. He's also incredibly nice in person.


Joe Mangiello is a tasty treat. Look at that....yum. I've yet to meet him in person, but at least he's not plagued by poor fan reviews (like the guy who won).


Jesse Williams looks good with or without (specifically without) a shirt on and is super nice to his fans.


And here he is...the Sexiest Douche Alive. I've seen Ryan Reynolds in person several times and he's not the happiest guy. In fact, four out of five collectors agree he's a d-bag. Yes, I know a few people who have him, but that must've been a fluke. While I do find him moderately attractive, Sexiest Man Alive is a STRETCH to say the least. Boo.