Another One Bites The Dust

It is my sad duty to report that Courteney Cox and David Arquette have separated after eleven years of marriage. I suppose if one were to look at this recent picture you could see the strain on their faces: Courteney looks like she might kill him. Their heads are touching, but she seems to hate him. By contrast, she looks genuinely happy in both of these pictures. Unfortunately David's been calling into radio shows and oversharing information on their sex life (read: it's been missing for the past four months), his affair, and how she thinks she has to act like his mother. Hey David - The joint statement was nice. How about shutting your piehole and just letting this all blow over? On a side note, how stoked is Aniston about this? To get some attention off her romantic life? She must be jumping for joy!