NO, NO - A Thousand Times No

This morning on the radio I heard the WORST news ever - please make it stop! Apparently Justin Bieber thinks remaking the CLASSIC movie, Grease, with him as Danny Zuko and Miley Cyrus as the irreplaceable Olivia Newton-John's character Sandy is somehow a good idea. ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!?! He's obviously on ridiculous amounts of crack. Justin, dear, you are not, nor will you ever be, Danny Zuko. And Miley girl, Sandra Dee is completely out of your league. Nice try, though. Now go back to being peppy and poppy for tweens the world over and stop ruining the classics. Thankyouverymuch.