Friday, September 10, 2010

In Other Douchebag Related News....

While I realize there are actual newsworthy stories out there in the world today waiting to be told, unfortunately we seem to be drowning in ridiculous stories as the ones listed below. People.com - you really need to pull it together.
An actual quote from this winner: "I stabbed my girlfriend by mistake." Oh, wait. Let's be sure to include all the facts: He stabbed his girlfriend TWENTY times. Um, how exactly is that a mistake?Since when have we as a country recovered from the douchebaggery of one idiot wanna-be celeb? I'm not going to name any names, as he doesn't need any further publicity, but since when do we care about the romantic relationship of one Besse Bames? After breaking the heart of America's Sweetheart, it seems odd that he's suddenly being featured all over the place with his new girlfriend. WHO REALLY CARES??? His 15 minutes are up. He needs to scram.
Idiot Bieber was actually quoted yesterday as complaining about girls asking for his picture (instead of trying to get to know "the real him") and taking his picture while he ate. Um, guess what, Bieb Dweeb? You became famous from YOUTUBE, remember? I think you need to check yourself.

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