Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Celebrity Wrap Up - Tuesday Edition

Hello and welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. Note to Kelly Rutherford: I know you're beautiful in your own right, but perhaps you shouldn't pose next to Christie Brinkley. Ever. She's got twenty years on you, but you'd never know it. Plus, she makes you look a wee bit albino. I'm just sayin'.
Holy hell! I didn't realize there was something even more terrifying than a wax figure, but it looks like we've found it. Is this some sort of pinata?Somewhere out there, a granny is naked at her bridge club. Please help Kelli Garner wash her clothes - I think she may have shrunk that shirt.
Oh, how I long to be Jennifer Garner's hand....touching that beautiful man she's lucky enough to call her husband.

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