Friday, August 20, 2010

Celebrity Wrap Up - Saturday Edition

Hello and welcome to Saturday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. Nothing makes a newly-broken-up-couple happier than having to do worldwide press for a movie where they play a couple in love. I'm sure that's not awkward AT ALL. Why is Brie Larson wearing some sort of sack to a premiere? Was she mugged, left naked, and this was the first thing she could find to wear?Best. Photo. Ever. Who's doing the rabbit ears to The Ugly Jonai? At least they're not trying to hitchhike anymore. "See my hands? They're clean! They're unblemished! They're not dirty from signing autographs or being too close to unkempt fans, because I'm WAY TOO FAMOUS for that stuff!"
Don't they realize how easily Stephen Moyer could get cut out of this picture, leaving the all-too-perfect looking Alexander Skarsgaard and Anna Paquin alone to represent the perfect couple. The more I see True Blood, the more I'm all about Team Eric. Forget Vampire Bill. Bring on the 1,000 year old vampire Eric. Oh, and forget the clothes.

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