Jamie Lee Curtis Hates Me

Just in case you were wondering, Jamie Lee Curtis is possibly taking out a restraining order against me as we speak. Yes, that's right, this woman hates me because, as sometimes happens, I was a crazy person when I met her tonight. As we've previously discussed, there are certain celebrities who cause me to lose my mind. I don't know why this happens, it just does. I open my mouth and idiocy ensues. Ask Heidi. She had to witness it with Josh Radnor. Hideous display.Tonight we happened upon Jamie Lee coming out of a movie. As she doesn't exactly have the best reputation for being nice to fans (I know, it surprised me, too), I wanted to be relatable to her and get her attention when it looked like she might get into her car to flee. I also happen to love Activia yogurt for which (in case you've been living under a rock) she's the spokesperson for. When I thought she was going to turn and walk away, I said, in *perhaps* an upper-case voice, "We drink Activia yogurt because of YOU!!!" Yes, I know. I'm blushing just typing it. As soon as the words were out of my mouth, I knew it was a mis-step. When she widened her eyes the size of saucers and took a step backwards as if to say get this psycho-path away from me, I knew I was done for. The cops were probably on their way. It wasn't going to be pretty. Somehow with a little (OK, a lot of) coercion, the photo opportunity wasn't entirely wasted. It's a miracle I wasn't arrested. Of course, my friends can't stop talking about how much I terrified Jamie Lee Curtis, but no matter. A picture still happened, so all is well in the world. :)