Sleep Deprived

Sadly, I'm still unable to sleep. Despite what time I lay down (and, trust me, I've been known to go to bed pretty early), I don't seem to be able to sleep until well past midnight. This leads me to, unfortunately, not be the most productive person during the day (although, really, I've only got a week left on my job - it's not like I'm angling for Employee of the Year) and, perhaps, a little crazed (well, more so than usual). Yesterday I stopped by the mall on my way home from work and ended up walking behind this lovely couple. Does anything strike you as odd? Why is he holding both her shopping bag AND her purse? The entire time I walked behind them, all I heard in my head was a huge WHIPPED sound. Wa-chu! That was a whipping sound, btw. Wussy. Last night as I aimlessly changed channels on the TV while waiting for sleep, I came across the most bizarre puppet show I've ever seen. I don't know if it was my sleep deprivation, or the fact that the puppet is literally the guy's hand with some eyes, a poncho, and a sombrero, but WOW. Those Spanish channels must really spend a lot of money on entertainment. Obviously.