If I Were A Celebrity (a poem by Pinky Lovejoy)

If I were a celebrity I’d be at all the cool places you see on TV. I’d have an agent, PR, stylist, and cash; And plenty of people online to talk trash. I’d treat my fans well wherever I go; When they ask for a picture I’d never say no. I’d have friends and family in my pink entourage; I’d be very gracious when met with applause. I’d have a pink car, pink house, and pink hair; Hey, I’m a celeb What do I care? The swag bags would flow my way every day; There’d be all this cool stuff to give away. I’d mingle with Bradley, David, and Ben ; My whirlwind lifestyle would never seem to end. If I were a celebrity I would travel and play but I’d stay grounded, write my blog, and crochet.