Dear Future Boyfriend: You know, I wasn't really interested in seeing the new Conan the Barbarian movie, but I'm definintely reconsidering that idea after seeing this. Wowsa.
Dear Kate Walsh: There's this new invention now called the strapless bra. Look into it.
Dear Jessica Alba: I'm not sure how fashion is handled on Mars (or whatever planet you got those shoes from), but here on Earth we like to put a shirt on OVER our bras - not just half a shirt.
Dear Cameron Diaz: Nice diapers. Also, watch out - being matchy-matchy with TC might lead to some future couch jumping debacle. You've been warned.
Dear Taylor Momsen: I'm not sure why anyone would aspire to look like Courtney Love, but you've nailed the look. However, a jacket tied around your waste does NOT equal pants (despite what Lindsay may have told you).
Wowsa for sure! I'll be watching that film now too!
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