Hello and welcome to Thursday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.
Dear Alicia Keys: I can't believe you killed Big Bird's aunt in order to make that dress. Harsh.
Dear Katie: Thank you for finally wearing something which reflects your true identity. We already knew you were a prisoner, but now we have proof. :)
Dear Fergie: Just how many muppets had to die in order to make your coat?
Dear Shaun White: You make my eyes bleed. Please note that you are not a rock star, it's not 1972, and Woodstock has been over for a long, long time. Put on a shirt, you freak.
Dear Eva Longoria: I'm sorry you're apparently going through a mid-life crisis, but last I checked you weren't a 12-year-old girl.
Dear Alicia Keys: I can't believe you killed Big Bird's aunt in order to make that dress. Harsh.
Dear Katie: Thank you for finally wearing something which reflects your true identity. We already knew you were a prisoner, but now we have proof. :)
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