Putting The Rat In Rat Tail

A guy I went to high school with (yes, I actually know this person - don't be jealous) posted this picture of himself with his new "rat tail" on Facebook the other day. Um.....I'm not sure if I should be amused, entertained, or horrified. Is it clever? Certainly. Is it attractive? Not. At. All. In fact, it makes my eyes bleed a tiny little bit.