Toni Braxton decided to start her Cinco de Mayo celebration off early by displaying her love for tacos. Honey, NO ONE looks good in a shiny black unitard. No one.
Ah, Scarlet. Luckily you decided to skip the red lipstick this time and I thank you for that. Still, the dress seems a little....what's the word?? Oh, that's right. Maternity-looking.
Poor poor Jessica. Not only is she unlucky in love, she's also got bad posture and a horrible stylist. The only way this dress would ever work would be if she were about to marry the Man in the Yellow Hat from Curious George.
Speaking of bad stylists, Ken Paves needs to be fired for cutting Eva's hair with a Flowbee. Gah. I can't even look - my eyes are bleeding.
Cigarettes, anyone? Cigarettes? Cards? Matchbooks? Well, at least Bai Ling is working again.
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