Monday, May 10, 2010

Celebrity Wrap Up - Tuesday Edition

Hello and welcome to Tuesday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. After successfully completing her "Make your own dress in five easy steps" craft project (for ages 12 and above), Alexis Bledsel thought she'd model her hard work on the red carpet. Nice try, hon. Next time let's keep it simple, m'kay?
I desperately want to mock Joshua Jackson (aka Pacey) for ripping off Thurston Howell the third's ascot, but he looks so dapper in it that it's hard to make fun of him. Plus, Diane is flawless.Great way to multi-task, Gwen. When you're done with the event, you can easily strip off your dress and go swimming (since you're obviously wearing your swimsuit under your dress. Oh, you're not? Really? Huh.).Talk about a wardrobe malfunction. While it's not necessarily uncommon to see someone's boobs propped out like this, it is uncommon to see the underside of their boob. Why wear a dress at all? Just go topless, Janet.
Eva Longoria looks like such a major b*tch - I wonder what she's really like? I'm going to go with major b*tch.

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