Monday, May 3, 2010

Celebrity Wrap Up - Tuesday Edition

Hello and welcome to Tuesday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. You know, I've never been a huge Jake Gyllenhaal fan - I mean, I like his acting and all, but he's never been all that attractive to me (probably just not gay enough looking for me). However, a long haired, shirtless Jake may change my mind. Meow.
Speaking of meow, there are rumors that my beloved Matthew Morrison (aka Mr. Shuester) is involved with Chace Crawford. Well, I shouldn't be surprised - after all, I am attracted to him. That should automatically make him gay.See, what did I tell you about those glaringly bright white teeth? Gah. I'm not too big on the American Idol cast-offs, but I do find it funny that Tamyra Gray married the ugly guy from Color Me Badd. Oops, did I say that out loud? What? He WAS the ugly one. I should know - I loved that group. I still have them on my iPod.
If you look closely, you can see the small pink candies applied directly to Katy Perry's dress. Well, it's different, right? Plus, if you get hungry, you can just pull one off the dress and eat away.

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