Dear Kate Walsh: The next time you walk a red carpet, you might want to remember to put on some make-up.
Dear Lindsay: Your dress might look like it was made out of a couch, but at least you're finally not wearing leggings. Thank you for that.
Dear Ashlee & Pete: I realize it's the Kentucky Derby, but I don't think they said it was a costume contest. You look ridiculous. Seriously.
Dear Katherine: Did you dye your hair black so that you'd be able to dress however you'd like and use up your grubby clothes? In case you didn't know, we can still see you.
Dear Kate Hudson: Thank you for cutting your son's hair. The world rejoices that we don't have to look at your little boy/girl's messy icky hair anymore.
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