Hello and welcome to Friday's Edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.
Dear Andre Leon I'm-Too-Full-of-Myself Talley: I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but you're *supposed* to be a fashion (
and I use this term loosely) expert. Of course, from what I've seen, you're anything but (
does anyone remember the hideous gown he dressed J. Hud in? Ugh) and this, um, interesting outfit is proof of that. I'm not sure how Anna Wintour stands you for five seconds.
Dear Future Boyfriend: Nice tux, but next time try to clean up your face a little beforehand, OK? Gerard Butler's already got dibs on the the "never shaving" thing. Plus, you're way too pretty to hide your face.
Dear Lucky-Bitch-Who-Sleeps-With-My-Husband-Bradley-Cooper: I'm starting to think you only have one dress in your closet and you just have it dyed for various occasions. Seriously, mix it up a bit, Renee. You're better than that.
Dear Weird-Looking-Gapped-Tooth-Guy-On-Gossip-Girl: Ooooh, shiny. Is it rubber? Does it bounce? Is Batman jealous? Did Lady Gaga jump you for the fabric?
Dear Hermione: While it's true that your dress is quite lovely, I think it would behoove you to remember that you're 12 (
and yes, I know you're not *really* 12, but in my mind you are). I know you're in a hurry to grow up, but showing your beav to the world isn't a way to prove that you're grown.
Dear Andre Leon I'm-Too-Full-of-Myself Talley: I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but you're *supposed* to be a fashion (and I use this term loosely) expert. Of course, from what I've seen, you're anything but (does anyone remember the hideous gown he dressed J. Hud in? Ugh) and this, um, interesting outfit is proof of that. I'm not sure how Anna Wintour stands you for five seconds.
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