Tuesday, March 30, 2010

This Week's Most Un-Shocking News Story

Well, duh. Was that even in question? Hello, he conceived his twins by methods other than the "standard" way. I think that in itself answered anyone's questions regarding his sexuality (although why they'd still be asking at that point, I have no idea). I think I'm going to call People magazine and announce that I'm straight. Now there's a newsworthy article. Everyone will be shocked, I tell you. SHOCKED! :)

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  1. I was more surprised that this even made the headlines. When you call and let them know you're straight, let them know I am too. That might be a shocking story. Two straight women.... What ever will they talk about after announcing that? I really wonder if anyone was actually shocked about this announcement...

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